What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?